
(Kenosha County Sheriff's Office)
SALEM LAKES, Wis. — Derek John Harnisch, 23, of Salem Lakes, is facing a felony fleeing charge after prosecutors say he led Kenosha County Sheriff’s deputies on a pursuit topping 121 mph because he was scared he would get in trouble for lighting fireworks while preparing an origami “Viking funeral” for his pet fish. Kenosha County Court Commissioner Daniel “Catch & Release” Kellum set only $6,500 cash bail Monday.

(Kenosha County Sheriff's Office)
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7 Responses
Sounds fishy
For anyone that went to school with this kid would understand he’s like mentally R tard, doesn’t understand the reality of consequences until they’re in play. His brain doesn’t work right that’s what’s fishy, you’re not onto anything😂.
What a dumb fool!
What a flipping idiot! Instead of MAYBE getting a fireworks citation, he catches a felony fleeing…..🙄
Derek there’s plenty of fish in the sea…move on young “man”
What type of fish? How did he know it was nordic?
I’m disappointed in kenoshas use of my tax money, I don’t see any crime committed here.