
(Kenosha County Sheriff's Office)
KENOSHA, Wis. — A 26-year-old Kenosha man was in court today after a 4 a.m. domestic disturbance in Somers where, according to a newly filed criminal complaint, he allegedly woke up his girlfriend, yelled about his “favorite pants” being in the wash, and later told deputies he inhales a sex-shop chemical during masturbation because it “helps him get off.”

(Kenosha County Sheriff's Office)
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18 Responses
Mr. Jacks-Off? 🙂
Hey now, don’t mess with the favorite shirt/sweater! 😂🤦
Losers are authorized to call this guy a loser.
I hope this woman leaves this guy, he is a loser!
Dirty looking ass dude
That stuff is great
Nothing wrong with those ‘love pills’ I use them myself, they work wonders and safer than the little blue pill.
Good advice for those who need it
Where do women find these wackos?
They think Kenosha County Eye is a dating site.🤣🤣🤣
Where? At the same places where wacko wimmin congregate. Your comment presumes the XX in the relationship is a normal person. Big stretch, especially how clearly nuts the XY is based on the pic evidence.
Hey those good jeans, have to stay ready. Ahhh the struggle
What a loser; get a job and you won’t have idle hands. Douchebag.
Welcome to Kenosha.
He looks gay
Totally a homo.
So he was going to drive to the jail drunk? He and his pal would be in the tank together.
Homo tendencies here.