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Jensen Trial Day 6 – Penis Is The Word

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Mark Jensen and Defense Attorney Mackenzie Renner
(Photo by Kevin Mathewson, Kenosha County Eye)

Mark Jensen is accused of poisoning his wife Julie Jensen in 1998. Today marked the 6th day of his new trial – the second week. It’s hard to avoid saying it: today was about penises. “It should hardly come as a surprise that we are going to be talking about penises in this trial,” said Special Prosecutor Bob Jambois, “…if you go back and read ‘Jensen 2’, the court of appeals decision, the word penis appeared 115 times in that decision. I’m pretty sure that set a record for a court of appeals decisions in Wisconsin. Mr. Jensen’s preoccupation with penises is a major part of the state’s case”

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This statement was prompted by an objection from Jensen’s attorneys about the prosecution bringing up up a several-page stenographer’s notebook reportedly filled with drawings of penises. The defense argued it was irrelevant. However, Jensen’s border-line obsession with the phallus might tell a bigger, longer story. It was mentioned by the prosecution that Jensen asked his lover, Kelly Labonte about the characteristics of each and every penis she has seen. The judge sided with the prosecution, noting the guidance given by higher courts.

David Nehring Jensen Coworker
(Photo by Kevin Mathewson, Kenosha County Eye)
David Nehring Jensen Coworker
(Photo by Kevin Mathewson, Kenosha County Eye)

A Mark Jensen coworker, David Nehring testified for a large part of this morning. He told the jury that he discovered many sketches of penises in Jensen’s office. He found that very weird. He also knew about Jensen’s affair with Kelly Labonte. He testified that he and Mark were close and Mark asked David for advice. He asked David if he should bring Labonte to Julie’s wake and have her move into the house. Nehring told Mark that that wasn’t a good idea. Mark claimed his work computer crashed for an unknown reason during the investigation of his wife’s death. Nehring also testified that Jensen previously wiped a computer of his with a giant magnet in the past. Magnets do damage older hard drives.

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Sharon Nehring, Wife of Jensen Coworker
(Photo by Kevin Mathewson, Kenosha County Eye)
Sharon Nehring, Wife of Jensen Coworker
(Photo by Kevin Mathewson, Kenosha County Eye)

David’s wife then took the stand briefly to talk about a time when she was at dinner with Julie and Julie said she was sad.

Rosemary MacInnes, Coworker of Jensen
(Photo by Nathan DeBruin for Kenosha County Eye)
Rosemary MacInnes, Coworker of Jensen
(Photo by Nathan DeBruin for Kenosha County Eye)

Rosemary MacInnes, a coworker of Jensen, also testified about the book of penises.

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Kelly LaBonte (Jensen) (Brooks), Former Lover and Wife of Jensen
(Photo by Nathan DeBruin for Kenosha County Eye)

The last, and most important witness of the day, took the stand after lunch. Kelly LaBonte started a romantic relationship with Mark when they worked together at a stock-broker office. The exchanged hundreds of emails in the months leading up to Julie’s death. The prosecutors spent hours going through them all today. They spoke about getting divorced from their spouses and running away together. Kelly, prosecutors allege, was Mark’s motive to kill Julie. With Julie dead, Mark wouldn’t have to pay maintenance (alimony). LaBonte’s testimony was cut short and will resume tomorrow.

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  • Kevin Mathewson

    Kevin Mathewson is a disciple of Christ, husband and a father to two wonderful children. Mathewson was born and raised in Lake County, IL and worked as a police & fire dispatcher from 2005 to 2010 in Round Lake Beach, IL. Mathewson moved to Kenosha County in 2006, later being elected to the position of Alderman of the 8th District in 2012 and 2016. Mathewson is a private investigator, security contractor, journalist, and photographer. He enjoys spending time with his family, watching movies, camping and boating. His favorite amendment is the second, followed closely by the first. He loves his country and community.

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5 Responses

  1. I hope this guy doesn’t get away because the prosecution is boring jurors with useless information!

  2. It makes sense, Jensen is a complete dick. All jokes aside everything should be taken into consideration

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